Our Heads Ache

[and your/my grains are to blame]

We interrupt our (ir)regularly scheduled program{ming} because I accidentally solved migraines. This is getting silly.

I (don’t) know what you’re thinking: “Took you long enough.”

Really, it did!

I’ve dealt with this bloody brand of brain trauma for the better/worst part of a decade. You might say, “I’m an expert.”

See what I did there?

That’s okay.

Here’s a “clue” that makes the solution obvious (to some): a drastically unnatural “intelligence level” coupled with (and against) drastically unnatural fluctuations in blood glucose levels “may” cause (drastically unpleasant) effects.

I’m actually {overtly [as well as secretly]} serious.

Boozing gives people headaches for many a (good) reason, one of which being that the smarter you are, the less sugar your physical body can emotionally/mentally process at once.

Figure it out?

That’s (not) all.

In other words, there’s more.

And in other words (again), figure it out {PLEASE}.

PS: happy birthday, Dr. T!

(PPS: See ya soon.)